Artisan of My Own Fate

I'm a college student in the deep heart of Texas! I love music, especially Christian rock, classical, and opera. I'm a huge fan of videogames like Halo and Portal and I love tv shows like Avatar, Sherlock, and Once Upon a Time. I'm also quite a Disney fanatic as well! Got a question? Go ahead and ask, I'd love to talk! :D


I'm an open book! What would you like to know? :)  
Reblogged from vivalaclara

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

  • Me: Hello?
  • Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
  • Me: I have no mother.
  • Her: Well can I speak to your father?
  • Me: Yeah, which one?
  • Her: Which one is home?
  • Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
  • Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
  • Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
  • Her: So who's Antonio?
  • Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
  • Her: So Carlos was cheating?
  • Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
  • Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
  • Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
  • Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
  • Me: I never said that.
  • Her: Yes, yes you did!
  • Me: No I didn't.
  • Her: Y-yes! You did!
  • Me: Did what?
  • Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
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roachpatrol:

escapekit:

Smeared Sky

Ontario, Canada-based photographer Matt Molloy has begun a experiment with time-lapse sequences. It’s created by digitally stacking 100 to 200 photographs—to reveal that the blue yonder isn’t always blue in his picturesque, painting-like photographs. 

Oh my GOD. 

(via airi-avaruus)

Reblogged from toopunktofuck

best-of-funny:

toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

X

Reblogged from tessacarstairsherondale
  • Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
  • Friend: no.
Reblogged from black-white-disney

black-white-disney:

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

(via airi-avaruus)

Reblogged from grodansnagel
hyunjin-joo:

yakfrost:

disneyisforall:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

for3ver-curious:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*

I’m the same height as Rapunzel ^.^

I’m the same height as RAPUNZEL AND MERIDA!!!! WOWOWOWO

So I am as tall as Ariel, Giselle, and Quasi…

same height as Mulan, Merida and Rapunzel. this is probably the greatest accomplishment in my life

Same!

hyunjin-joo:

yakfrost:

disneyisforall:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

for3ver-curious:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*

I’m the same height as Rapunzel ^.^

I’m the same height as RAPUNZEL AND MERIDA!!!! WOWOWOWO

So I am as tall as Ariel, Giselle, and Quasi…

same height as Mulan, Merida and Rapunzel. this is probably the greatest accomplishment in my life

Same!

(Source: grodansnagel, via paintedfreckles)

Reblogged from 90daysofautumn

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

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“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn, via not-credible-girl)

Reblogged from robertdowneyjrsbitch